the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
we're so committed to being not committed
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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