so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
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the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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