she looked like the before picture.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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