Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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