Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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