Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
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Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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