the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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