I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
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Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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