True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
and eventually we just all took our pants off
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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