You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
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just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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