Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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