Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
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I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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