i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
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The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
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Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
A+ Viking dick
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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