Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
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I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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