508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
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the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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