you would pick up someone in the library
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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