Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
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I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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