She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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