using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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