its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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