just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
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do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
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I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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