1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
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I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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