I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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