It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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