You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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