He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
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STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
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