I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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