how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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