is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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