You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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