I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Dick very happy bro
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