how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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