There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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