i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
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He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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