I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
you mean i was at the winter classic?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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