Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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