dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
this is an emotional support booty call
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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