Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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