garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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