we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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