oh god the rape fog is back!
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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