brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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