your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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