1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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