If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
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Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
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Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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