There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this will be a night to untag.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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