awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
We just shotgunned beers for America
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
i think my cat just said my name.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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