Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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