Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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