Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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