I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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