thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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