it wasn't lemon gatorade
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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