so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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