thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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