He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
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My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
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She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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