she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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