i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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