I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
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I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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