feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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